Saturday, August 31, 2013

Workin for the bite

Well This totally bites. I'm at this party. And the boy I'm into is plain stupid. Like he cut his hair that is so not cute. But he had been working to get in my pants is like ugghhh.
So let's see this day went horribly wrong he totally knows that I'm into him now. Not majorly into him but just enough to know I like him like a fat kid likes cake. Yeah totally sucks. And then I ask him and he's like idk but let's get busy and you'll find out.  Like the cuss man. I'm so irry with him it don't make sense. Total skeeze
So looks like I got two options either work for the bite or let go and be a bad biter and forget.
Who knows how worth it he really is.

Later lovers and biters I'll let you know later

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Can't seem to get enough

I'm already struggling.  The words just seem to come out. I see you and I'm like *breeze flows through ears* yup Pretty much rendered useless.
Sad fact. I was better off as your friend and not thinking bout you in that way. Because now I'm empty headed and .... shy? What the absolute cuss? Like skrrt how did this happen to me.
I go in this all like "Yeah buddy! Let's for the Damn thing. "(Books, busting cracks, studying, no boys )  but now I'm like " Great Goth!  Lemme bite you. Lemme get to know you. " yup That's a Shame.
I still have yet to Holla at him today. No place or such things seems like the best place to say a thing to him.  Hell or time.  I guess I'm gonna have to out some effort into talking to him and just say whatever.

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Biting the idiot Apple!

So I know I so posted earlier but geez boys seem to just take a bigger toll then I expect. Are they all that stupid is the question?!  Or am I the one who chooses the stupid one? Better yet am I the stupid one?!??!!?

The answer to these lovely biting Answer is Yes!!!
Yes they come stupid.  You buy boys stupid.  I'm totally looking for this stupid receipt. Like seriously this fool can bite down! Seeing as he's plain stupid and doesn't get the Ship I'm dropping for him to catch like get a clue. Ugghhh!
the next biting answer is once again Maybe just Maybe. They seem chill and then they get to Damn comfy and take you for granted that is sooo not cute. That just Well bites.  Like come the cuss on. Girls don't do special things for no good reason but like what is gonna get through to him a baseball bat. (Tah Oh the irony if only you guys knew) *sigh* not much one can do
Well final question is HELL YES!  Let's keep it real here. Stupid attracts stupid. And quite frankly yup it's true. Plus your trouble your just no type of good. And I'm the stupid one to think trouble is safe. Yeahhh.... OK!  Nah though I should just bite myself and tear myself a new one because I'm dumb enough to think he can read my wonderful mind.

So conclusion we are both idiots who have no clue about one another.  Ship we just don't have a clue in general . Wish me luck since I got to talk to him tomorrow hopefully all goes Well. Or else he's getting the great bite down with a few chose words.  But I guess it'll have to Wait til tomorrow

Night lovers and biters

Twisted BITE

Well hey y'all it seems that things have taken a twisted spin for the worst. Talk about  mega suckage or in other words this crap bites.


now back to the norm i suppose. like seriously . First i have surgery and it hurts like a witch. and then I got a boy clogged mind and no time to my self. JOY! ugh i hate this so much like legit. 

Like this dude is mad oblivious, i so wish dude wasn't but wishes don't always come true. I guess i should just be ballsy and take a bite out of that FINNNEEEE piece of man candy! lol just kidding. but that boy is cute. 
Now onto said yummtasticness, i so didn't mean to dig on the boy and next thing you know i'm hooked like a fish on a hook. Or a kid hooked on phonics! likeeee crap. all the sudden i see the boy shirtless and my brain is all like "ahehehehehe. omg boy is cute. can i have a bite please". well way to go ms. brain you just couldn't not look at him and not get feelings. ugh!
wait wait lemme back up before i say anymore biting words. Such as "its his stupid cute fault." or "*sigh* whyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?! me ?!  right now i could so take a bite out of my own butt!
any who back to said cutie, those stupid feelings just got me twisted and my new buddies (my girls that be mad chill, They deserve a biting shout out!) knew that i was into the boy before me ohhhhhh. boo. 
Take a bite sad fact
i tried not to like him
i was only flirting because well it seemed like a good idea because i was mad ascell
I should have probably walked away the moment i saw him

Now lets keep it real with a cute bite. Its his fault!!!. nah its mine i mean he happens to be everything i hate and like at the same things . we are total opposites, yet i'm messing up.

Biting consequences 
Boy got me full of withdrawals 
i can still think straight at least i think.
i avoid the mosquito like the plague
AHhhhhhhhhhhhh! whyyyyyy?!

so now i'm stuck with confusion, a headache , and not me disorder
so overall ship bites mega hard.
Oh plus got big day tomorrow. looks like i'm screwed. 
well i guess that's my complaint for the day. 

Deuces lovers, and biters